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You can find a telling piece of footage with the England coach alongside Rob Key. Recorded back in 2016, it captures the two men exuding easy camaraderie, joking during a session while talking about T20 batting.

Their rapport on display feels palpable. It’s almost like an intrusion. This is pure ‘Bazball’ philosophy: all about entering a relaxed state above all else.

“I try to hit it in that direction, sometimes over there,” McCullum states nonchalantly. When asked about his fast hands, his response is: “I’m not entirely sure.”

It’s no surprise that a McCullum masterclass is devoid of deep intellectual detail. The value comes from hearing an incredibly talented player articulate an approach of instinct and simplicity. He admits his red-ball approach came from because “at the highest level I never really had a solid defence capable of withstanding quality bowling.”

The Core Question: Is a Motivational Figure Manage a Major Campaign?

This prompts a pressing question: Would you entrust the ‘masterclasser’ with planning, coach, and meticulously managing an entire Ashes tour? Moreover, consider that this philosophy subsequently falters due to slack planning? Should you then task him to have another go, to change a life approach built on stripping things away?

At this point, the coach can seem akin to a corporate motivational speaker whose one-trick message has been applied to an entire complex organisation. He can be a valuable inspirational figure is not in doubt. Yet this is not the same as he is equipped to run all the corporate accounting.

Judgement Must Come

For this reason, the head coach has to be judged by standard measures of success and failure, whatever the final result in Sydney. There is a case that both teams could be better served in the long run by a defeat this final Test.

Yet, this would be a mistake to become distracted by any a final win. Nothing has changed. The core responsibility of McCullum and Key involved manage the preparations and handle the logistics. You do not excuse poor preparation just due to the talent on the field were good enough to overcome it afterwards.

Maintaining perspective could be hard should England win or draw in Sydney. Many distractions already exist. The Australian reaction to losing at the MCG has been wildly exaggerated, including criticism of the pitch to lamentations on the death of warrior culture. Such noise is all distractingly feelgood for the touring side.

Don’t Be Misled

• Do not get distracted because the fourth Test was an excellent victory despite controversy over conditions.
• Don’t look away with the imminent global white-ball tournament, an event which pop up with relentless frequency.
• Do not lose sight that replacing the management will not solve the deep-rooted systemic issues within the domestic game.

In fact, the final point is crucial. Hiring of convincing amateurs for top jobs; acceptance of slackness, cronyism, and PR-ing your own shortcuts: this is symptomatic of much that is flawed with the sport.

The Precedent of Poor Preparation

This is why consequences is non-negotiable. What precedent is sent should it emerge you can get away with skipping adequate preparation matches, going without a fielding coach, or not organising a pink-ball practice for players who have never seen a pink ball?

Add to this every other fine detail, right down to the strange treatment of the young spinner, ultimately replaced by a part-time all-rounder. If none of that matters, then that standards are meaningless.

Even before Sydney, revisionism have started. Some suggest it was acceptable to skip practice games as England did it previously and were victorious. This logic conveniently ignores critical context, namely that past opponents lacked preparation, whereas the hosts were fully prepared. The fact that you succeeded once without studying does not mean you should never study.

The Captain’s Verdict and The Future

The main argument for retaining the current regime is that lessons can be learned from these mistakes. The idea that the coach might develop a grasp of detail to his motivational skills is intriguing. His super-strength is simplification. What would ‘Baz’ with data briefings even function?

Ben Stokes becomes the key figure. His mid-series comments felt like emergency attempt to introduce rigour and accountability into the team’s loose philosophy. Stokes will provide to deliver a personal debrief. A clear, impartial account could well leave McCullum dangling by a thread, with Key required to own up to a lack of oversight.

Sydney offers an opportunity for another victory. Yet this must not be allowed to obscure the fundamental issues. Above all, there must be a need for consequences, for stakes, and a forensic eye on how the tour was run. It is a reminder that a sport that still matters.